Transformations
Is it the jokes at the end of my blog? Is that why you keep coming back? Should I stop? Keep going? I'm not even sure anymore. Here, allow me to bestow upon you the reward for most persistent individual. Now, let me discuss with you what I would like to transform in this world. I would like to transform millions of peoples lives. How are you going to do that, you may ask. Well I'm going to do it with sleep. Now I know that you may be thinking that you can't transform anything with sleep, let alone millions of peoples lives. Actually, you can. Roughly 60 million americans suffer from insomnia each year. I would like to create something that can regulate your sleep for you, without needing to take a pill every night. I don't want to save everybody's life, I just want to make a few peoples life worth living.
What is a cat made out of?
Iron, Lithium, and Neon
(FeLiNe)
All you need is to uninstall ifunny. But the relapses that follow are too much for most poor souls.
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