Child of the West?

Child of the West?

Oh god, you're back. Honestly, I'm going to stop questioning how you got this link and start questioning why you click it. Are you addicted to my blog? Well I'm honored. Anyway, I'm here to tell you whether I'm a child of the west or not. To start, what is a child of the west? I think that a child of the west is someone who has a deep rooted love for everything American, and in that sense, no, I am not a child of the west. There are a TON of things that I don't like of America, but before you start yelling at me to move, all the things that I dislike are heavily outweighed by the things I do. So to conclude, I don't think myself a child of the west, but I don't dislike America either.

Sorry for making all these chem jokes but I only get to make them periodically

When was I a man?

When was I a man?

As I've said before, I don't know what part of the deep web you were exploring that led you here, but if you want one piece of advice, go outside and enjoy life. Anyway, I'm here to tell you about the time  that I felt like a man. It all started on a cold, dark, and dreary February day and I had a chocolate croissant out and was about to take a bite when... Wait, just a moment. Lets get some things straight. It wasn't actually a "cold, dark, dreary February" It was 93 degrees at high noon. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, I was about to take a bite when a girl named amara was s aying how hungry she was, so I offered to sell her the croissant for $2. She accepted and I kept selling her different items throughout the year for an ever increasing price. Then I started to get more and more customers and was on the verge of growing into my own walking student store. This is when I felt like a true businessman.











Normally I would say a chem joke here, but all the good ones argon

Identity Legacy

Identity Legacy

Oh. You're back. Well, hello I guess. I wasn't expecting other people. What? You want to hear about what I want to be remembered for? Well why not. I want to be remembered for who I am, not what I do. It might be hard to fully understand that so let me give you an example. Imagine I create an amazing invention that furthers the scientific community as a whole, but I am also a good man. I want to be remembered for being a nice person rather that my invention. I also want to be remembered for not being like everyone else, for being completely unorthodox in how I do things, but all while still getting them done. I don't want to be remembered as just another person. I hope that answers your question.

Who Am I?

You probably don't know who I am. Well, here are three words to describe me.

• Eccentric/Unorthodox: I am definitely slightly unconventional and different (I like Irish music and arab rap)
• Spontaneous: I love doing things spur of the moment, last minute, no planning. I think its more fun when you do something without thinking about it, just jumping straight in.
• Middleman: I hate it when friends are fighting and I'm always the one who has to stop the fighting and "translate" the other friends points.
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My Revolution

Hello, I don't know why you ended up here, you must have been really deep into the internet. Anyway, this is what I think of the world. If I could change the world, I would unite all countries and nations as one, joined together with the common goal of advancing technology and science toward the greater good. If the world could unite as one nation correctly, there would be no wars and we would advance twenty times quicker. If this happened today, we could launch to mars in 2020. We could have space hotels in orbit over earth and mars, we could have cities on the moon, zero gravity olympics, Areas like entertainment and leisure would advance so much. We could have planes that go around the world by going sub orbital, we could have civilians launching into space for as much as an airplane ticket is now. We could be great.

NaCl

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NaOH

The base is under assault (A salt)

MY QUEST

What is my quest in life? Well I'm not actually sure. The quintessential quest involves death and rebirth, but thats not really my kind of thing. I suppose my quest in life would be just to go against the flow, like a salmon swimming upriver. I don't want to be a hipster or a trendsetter or anything like that, I just don't want to be a conformist. If there were one word used to describe me, it would be eccentric, and I want to keep it that way.

What do you call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing to carbon ones?

A ferrous wheel.

The Empire

• Scope: Interplanetary. I would have an interplanetary empire, ruled by one godly overlord.
• Goals: My goal is for everyone to be happy. That is why is will be interplanetary, or even intergalactic. This means that if you are not happy, you can move to a new planet.
• Population: Everyone is welcome in this empire, and if you are a certain species who does not like to mingle with other,it will have species specific planets.
• Education: Not mandatory, but free and you will be well educated. College is free.
• Religion: Religious freedom.
• Architecture: Planet specific. Some will be super modern, others old fashioned
• Politics/Government: Well, I did mention one godly ruler. Any fighting, whether it be inside the planet or interplanetary, will be immediately shut down.
• Leisure: There will be a cluster of planets dedicated to entertainment of all kinds.
• Science & Tech: Super advanced on most planets, but some are dedicated to really old tech for fun.
• Food: All kinds on all planets.
• Conflict resolution: I did mention that police force, didn't I?

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium, and Phosphorous walk into a bar. The bartender said, "OH SNaP!"

Yaaaay blogs

"We have been studying and writing creation myths, and now it's my turn to introduce myself on this blog. I'll use the big questions about identity, meaning, and purpose that creation myths explore as my inspiration. Here are my 8 things that provide some insight about who I am."

I come from Santa Barbara

The main thing that matters to me is science, or more accurately, chemistry.

What I love is a similar thing as to what matters to me, and that is chemistry

Where am I going? Even I don't know

I dread Wells being captain of the mars mission

I hope for a future of chemistry and science

I really don't feel I need anything right now

I am a human being (Revolutionary idea, I know)




So I asked the guy sitting next to me in science if he had any Sodium Hypobromite


He said, "NaBrO"